Poems
Sometimes you are graced with ever-so brilliant friends who write poetry about you for no reason at all.
A Haiku by Sarah
you are for real great
brian cox soulmate forever
cox cox cox cox cox
A Sonnet by Britt
You may know her as aeraspais, but her name is Crystal
She brings truth and wisdom to all the Internet
Or at least the part on tumblr that she’s met
Pointing out wrongness and making Brian Cox GIFs, she holds us in thrall
When people are sad, she will cheer them all
If you do not follow her, on that you should get
You’ll want to be her friend, I’d bet
Once you see how she breaks it down
If you value genuine people who fantasize about ants
People who are wise and funny and will check your email for you
Friend Crystal, and prepare yourself
For an onslaught of awesome to make you laugh, or music to make you chant
Or stuff to make you think hard, challenge whether your assumptions are true
I’d like to breathe Crystal’s air myself
